This is It | Review By Matt R.
I saw This Is It and it seems like this Michael Jackson kid has a real future. Shoot. Too soon?
More Jam, Jam Here Comes the Man, after the Jump.
Bronson | Review By Matt R.
Charles Bronson was in Death Wish. Charlie Bronson has a death wish.
More Bronson than Bronson, Missouri, so make with the jump. No dice? This ain’t over.
Invention Of Lying | Review by Matt R.
As long as there have been women, men have been lying. But not me. The only lying I would do is in the bed with you.
More on the Pharcyde, uh, flip side.
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | Review By Matt R.
You hope they serve beer in Hell?
I hope they serve Jews in Heaven.
Otherwise, I’ll never get Sammy Davis Jr’s Mac N’ Cheese.
More servitude after the jump.
Jennifer’s Body | Review by Matt R.
Seeing Jennifer’s Body was just like the first time I saw any girl’s body: It was mildly disappointing after all the build up, but I was still glad to spend the $10.50 to do it.
More pay for play after the jump.
Extract | Review By Matt R.
I used to work in an extract factory too. There is no joke here. Welcome to this movie.
Jump, jump. The Daddy Mack will make you…
Hmm | The Hangover Overtaking Swingers as Vegas Go To Movie?
Could it be? Swingers finally becoming a dated movie? We think so. 13 years ago, director Doug Liman , John Faverau and Vince Vaughn brought us to Vegas and let us know how it goes down. Recently, The Hangover showed us a whole new side of how to party in Vegas. A side we like very much. A side that they don’t even remember. Swingers taught us to ALWAYS double down on 11, how the midnight to six shift is the skank shift, and to wait 2-6 days before calling a lady friend. All valuable lessons that should be applied every Vegas trip. As for The Hangover, the lessons are a bit more drastic. For example. never steal Mike Tyson’s tiger, do not marry a stripper, especially with a baby who’s name may or may not be Carlos, and never lie to your wife that your are in wine country when you are definitely in Vegas. But overall, its a more relative story and time than Swingers, so its about that time to give reign to a different King of Vegas. The quoting from Swingers will eventually fade, and the wolf pack will emerge victorious. Mark those words. Anyway, even if you forget things from the Hangover, that’s fine. Just watch it again and again.
Inglourious Bastards | By Matt R.
Worst advice I ever received: get into plastics instead of the Nazi killing business, where business is good. Damn you Dustin Hoffman.
More fun fascist bashing for the whole family, after the jump.
James Cameron | Avatar
Coming to theaters December 18, 2009. In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture. Enjoy.
Youth in Revolt | Trailer
From TV’s Arrested Development to Superbad to Juno, Michael Cera seems to always play the same character. He even resembles that character starring as himself in Paper Heart. Cera has seemingly set up his career just so he could riff on his persona in the comedy Youth in Revolt. Cera plays yet another dweeby teenager, but this time, one who creates a split personality that’s his complete opposite. The suave and confident alter ego helps him break out of his shell and get the girl. Aww, it’s like Tyler Durden, for the Millennial Generation, in Young Fight Club.
More Than A Game | Lebron James Movie Screening | Chicago
Presented by Sprite Green. Chicago received a treat to be able to screen the movie ” More than a Game” , the film about Lebron James and Crew, who all showed up to support the movie. Enjoy.
Distric 9 | by Matt R.
When the aliens show up, they will hopefully bring us a greater understanding of the universe, a model for living peacefully, and the technology for those Hover boards from Back to the Future 2.
More hot, hardcore interplanetary action after the flip.
