Japanese | Odd Inventions
Posted by Greg Weinstein | Filed under Technology
So you are telling me that someone sat down, and decided that this was his/her billion yen idea? I think that the work put into making two spouts was longer than pouring two cups, so hopefully they moved on. Before you see the madness that the Japanese decided to bless us with, you have to think that at least they are using their heads to try and make life easier, no matter how ridiculous they look doing it.
Check out the “winners” on the flip…
How much is a lighter, the most $1? Again , the idea of it is somewhat smart. Harnessing the suns power to help kill humans and parts of the atmosphere is a little like shooting yourself in the foot. And do you really want to carry this thing around? People have a hard time not losing a tiny lighter that fits anywhere.
As I type this , I probably set a record for the most head shakes in 15 minutes. Let’s say that you are in a heavy downpour, and the colostomy bag fills up with dirty rain water. Does the water get stuck in the tube, and then eventually fill up the umbrella and the it tips over from the weight, all over you? No one wins. So as you lay on the floor, with a broken umbrella and wet with a bag filled with water, think about your life and how it came to this moment.
As creepy as this looks, it kind of makes sense. People have been known to sleep with the pillow like that and their arm under, so a little secure feeling of a stuffed limb can only help. Thank the lord that it comes in different colors.
Oh man, oh man. Just when you thought it could not get any easier than a butte knife, you thought wrong. Those crazy Japanese have let us in on their perfect buttering secrets. The roll on stick. Its not only for deodorant and glue anymore. Dairy has taken over the roll on market.
Winner of the ” Will never get produced, but we would definitely buy it if it was” award. The Nintendo sneaker, needs to be released. It would only be about 20 years too late, but with the with the retro boom, this would fit right in. Make it a 30 year anniversary release, make it limited and make it in 2 colors and the lines will start tomorrow. Its almost fool proof.
First of all, is it that difficult to carry a small rectangle of a tissue bag in your pocket. And second of all, there is toilet paper on her head and shes using it to blow her nose. We use tissues. Not TP. I do love the chinstrap though. We’ll say there is a 84% chance that she has a portable garbage can connected to her belt.
Oh those silly Japanese.
