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Top 10 | Most Ridiculous Rapper Chains

Posted by Greg Weinstein | Filed under Art

Let me start by saying that Slick Rick is NOT on this list. He’s Slick Rick. He can do whatever he wants. Only him and Mr. T  have a pass on this.  However, recently a “rapper” gets a little bit of money and goes out and tries to out do each other on how ridiculous they can make their chain.  Some have been more outrageous than others  and slaps the unemployed auto worker in the face with how they spend their money. This is all a joke , and for fun right?

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10. Young Berg

We definitely have seen worse than this, but at least switch it up and go with Decepticons. We  wish we were there with a camera when you told the “jeweler” that you wanted the Autobots logo in diamonds.  Did you really like Transformers that much?  No need for a chain. Just put it in your facebook status and well get the point.

9.Young Joc

Does the “H” stand for what, horrendous? Because thats the only message we’re receiving. That thing can seriouly injure someone.

8. Gucci Mane

Hey Gucci Mane, we enjoy the simpsons as much as the next guy, but really? Bart on a skateboard? It doesn’t even look like Bart that much really. Matt Groening called. He wants money from you.

7. Ghostface Killah

Ghostface was somewhat the pioneer of the huge dinner plate chain. Don’t forget that he also threw the gold eagle on his arm. If it wasnt for that eagle, he might of gotten a pass from this list. But its a gold plated plate!

6. Verbal

Again, being Japanese you are very close to getting a pass for wearing this rainbow chain. But that also might have something to do with the reason your wearing 3-d glasses.  No further comments.

5, Rick Ross

Of course Rick Ross’ chain had to be on this list, but we rather like this. Considering its more of a self portrait than anything else , we have no choice but to mention that its really not necessary. Your face is 2 feet up.  I guess you can never shave again.

4. Busta Rhymes

We see what you did here Busta but throwing NYC into fruit loop colors was not the best idea you’ve had. Leave the maps to Rand McNally.

3. T-Pain

This is funny. We admit it. But still very ridiculous. This chain cost approx. $410K. Kids in africa are playing soccer with rounded up cow feces.   Moving on.

2. Sean Kingston

It took us a second to even realize who this guy is.  I want to know how many people came up to him and said, “Yo Sean, that is dope”.  The over under is 2. We are taking the under. Heavily.

1. Skool Boy

We have no idea who this guy is but a cereal box chain wins hands down.  At least make it functional and keep actual cereal in there.  It has got to be very heavy if its real, and is the most dangerous chain on this list.  We here at Culture Shoq love cereal too, but you don’t see us ordering a giant Lucky Charms leprechaun piece.

Tags: Top 10 | Most Ridiculous Rapper Chains   |    June 11th, 2009   |